- Anti Joke

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Robin, get in the batmobile.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why? Because!

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."