A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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The Pope

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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porn-hub

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Spread the net.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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