Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Vagina ass.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What's 4+7 47

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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