Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

I hate blackniggers

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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