What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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all these jokes suck ass

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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