- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Jerry.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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