Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

This is not a joke.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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