- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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