Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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