Gianni

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A guy has cancer. He dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Keep up the fun Nero!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

THE GAME

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

thumb_up thumb_down +19

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Comedy.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

girls lacrosse

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops