why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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WNBA

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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