A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

i like turtals and kids

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

lol a man is drowning

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

why does column have a letter n?

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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