I enjoy anal.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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I'm gay. No homo.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Hi my name is Jim

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Alex Eggbert

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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