Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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thermodynamics?

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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boo

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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