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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Which is longer? A rope...

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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