Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Butt Sex.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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