- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

That's not what she said.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Neither does he.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did the man without a tongue say...

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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