four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

brandon ya twwat

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

PENIS

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Robin, get in the batmobile.

modern love

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Spotto

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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