What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Leave her alone...

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Spread the net.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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The Pope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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