What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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