- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

I can't see my forehead

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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