- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

I share two rooms with my mother.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

An Asian walks out of the library.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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