Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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John Stamos.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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