Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Today is May 18 2016.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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