What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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my shift key is broken1

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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