- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

knock knock who's there aids

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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