- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

i like turtals and kids

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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