.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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A whale's vagina

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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