- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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