- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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