- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Hearpin my durp

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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