Women's rights

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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You're Adopted.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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