- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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