You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Take this and put it- No.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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