- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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