yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

your mum

ass in my face ? no

An irish man walks out of a bar

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

My friend harris is fat.

hipsters

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

luke moore cant pull it back

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

why is john so fat years of over eating

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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