- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Women's rights

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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