Black People.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Give me thumbs up!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Whats white and sticky fluff

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Scott Gomez

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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