What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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I Have a Black Friend

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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