Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Anti Joke

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