A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why did the book disappear?

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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A whale's vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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