- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

ecks! why zee?

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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