tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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i like pie.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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