- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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