Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Your time.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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