What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

knock knock. come in.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I killed someone today. :D

7

What number comes after 29? 30.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Women's Rights.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

YOU

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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