- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Black people in Camden NJ.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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