- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Womens' Rights

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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