What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Yes.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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