- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

boobs.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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