- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Wheelchair high jump

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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