- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's funnier than 24? 25

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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