- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

why am I writing this...im bored

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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