A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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