A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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