- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

I got shot, you laughed

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What's big? Jupiter.

your all shit at jokes

Gay rights

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Men's rights

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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