Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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