What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Asian NASCAR.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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