What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Military intelligence.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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