What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Knock knock

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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George W. Bush

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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my names jim haha

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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I like turtoes.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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