Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

my names jim haha

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Rick Perry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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