A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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