- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

I like your hair

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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