Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what happens when you wake up inception

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69.... is a number

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Womens Sports

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A black man without problems.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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