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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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