Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

thumb_up thumb_down -72

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

thumb_up thumb_down -138

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

thumb_up thumb_down -138

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops