roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Popsicles

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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