The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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apple pie.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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anti-joke teehee

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Anti Joke

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