a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Kim Kardashian.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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