Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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