- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

I got shot, you laughed

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Women's Rights

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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