knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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45.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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9/11.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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