Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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i have aids and a chode

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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