shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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A black person in the NHL

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Hey, you have small hands.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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