Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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